NEW VIDEO: Slap Plays Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition (The HUNT Begins Level 1)

Oh boy, a new playthrough! This was 'suggested' by none other than Mark Kaminari himself, the funny man. Later episodes will feature co-commentators, but for this debut, it's just me.

I predict that there will be a lot of raging throughout this series, cause ROTT is notorious for being incredibly unforgiving. 

You know what that means: Hilarity!

What's Going on at NVfNP? (Thursday, 10/17/24)

 

Tonight was a wild night. To start, Ricardo appears to have been enslaved, if the screencap provided by Red to the side is anything to go off of. Based on crumbs of information we gathered, we concluded that his master(s) may be forcing him to construct the shrine of a malevolent sun god. Don't worry, for we will soon be notifying the Anti Malevolent Sun God League about this matter.

In other news, I livestreamed a playthrough of Mark Kaminari's demo for his upcoming game, No-Fear. Like his 'magnum opus', Mark Clayton, No-Fear's demo is of questionable quality, and may even be worse.

Stolen assets? Check! Questionable balancing? Check! Rubbish plot? Check! Grammar mistakes up the booty'ole? Yep, it's got all these problems, and more!

In No-Fear, you step into the shoes of Bootleg Ichigo Kurosaki I mean Joshua Harris, an edgy, katana-wielding bloke who's giving even Coldsteel the Hedgeheg and Bloodedge the Griffin a run for their money. He lives in New York City... in name only, apparently. Mr. Harris has to stop this big, evil guy named King Manhattan (pictured below), who, if his name is to be believed, is a king who rules Manhattan.

Yea, the storytelling here is lackluster at best. The release date is not known at this time, but what is known is that it's likely going to be sold for money like Mark Clayton. Needless to say, I (and Futuretime23, who we're hoping will play it on his own stream when it comes out) won't be paying for it.

What's next?

Unfortunately, we won't be able to record anything together else this weekend. There's always next weekend, though... hopefully. We really need to do part 2 of the Escape Series in Sven Co-op. And Terraria. And this really long Garry's Mod map I misjudged the length of.

For now, though, here's the link to the VOD of the No-Fear demo stream.

Typical conversation in Lux's server

Horse — 03/13/2024 12:09 PM 

When you jackoff 

Do you spin it counter clockwise 

Or clockwise

Lux — 03/13/2024 12:09 PM 

Fym spin it

vee — 03/13/2024 12:09 PM 

neither i dont jackoff

Lux — 03/13/2024 12:09 PM 

What is unc doing 

Bros playing bop it with his shit

Horse — 03/13/2024 12:10 PM 

No like 

Spin your legs 

For it to last longer

Lux — 03/13/2024 12:11 PM 

What the hell are you talking about

Test Post

 Well, gotta start with something. Everything here is heavy work-in-progress at the moment, but once things are in order, we'll be in business.

Gotta test some things first...

This is a Major Heading Test

One.

This is a Heading Test

Two.

This is a Subheading Test

Three.

This is a Minor Heading Test

Four. 

Things seem to be working okay.