Slap: Moth, you are so saltine.

 Moth: I am barely even awake right now, but all i heard was "Moth, you are so sartine."

 2 AM - Sartine Time (patent pending)

 

P.S. Uteruscore 

 

Average late night VC with NVfNP

 

I really gotta post here more.

 

A Recap of 2024 with NVfNP

With 2024 coming to a close, I'd like to go over some of what I consider to be important highlights for the channel. I originally intended for this to be in video form, but I can't be asked at the moment.

 

- At the start of the year, I released episode 1 (and so far the only episode) of The Century Wars, a slightly dumb, slightly serious GoAnimate series. I don't know if I'll get back to it or not, really.

 

- Then, after a bit of nothing, March rolled around, and GG, Moth, and Red made their full debut in my playthrough of Mark Kaminari's GZDoom game, Mark Clayton. This is what I consider to be the genesis of NVfNP as it's known today.

- In June, after another period of nothing, the first videos in the Gmod Map Playthrough series were uploaded (starting with the one just below), and Lux became a member of the group.

- In July, we tackled a map called Psyko in Sven Co-op, began a Terraria LP (that's still unfinished) and breezed through Half-Life 2 Calamity in the Lambda Gamemode for Garry's Mod.

-  In August, I read a needlessly dragged out mess of a Teletubbies 'feelspasta' or something, and hated every bit of it. I also tried to record a certain Gmod map playthrough, but things went haywire pretty quickly.

- In late September, I ripped the notorious content farm channel BENJIxScarlett a new one. Several, actually.

- In October, Karl became a member of the group. I also gave my thoughts and opinions on a mod for Doom 2 touting itself as a superior Doom 3... and quickly got laughed at by a good chunk of the net for my blunders. Additionally, Mark Kaminari told me that I can't play Rise of the Triad, so I started a series where I play Rise of the Triad to prove him wrong.

- In November, I began my Duke Nukem 3D LP, as well as a Minecraft Bedrock one with GG and Moth.

- In December, I beat Duke 3D and set my sights on The Ultimate Doom immediately afterwards. I also played Alien Repudiation, which sucked a lot, and Nuclear Winter, which sucked a little bit less.

That's pretty much all the highlights I can think of off the top of my head. I might have missed something. Either way, thanks a bunch for giving us a watch here in 2024. We've had a great year, and we're looking forward to what's on the road ahead. 

Happy New Year!

Red's Attempt To Cook A Pizza Does Not Go As Planned

 

 The title and accompanying picture speak for themselves. Red tried putting two pizzas in her oven, and the right pizza decided for some reason that it wasn't okay with being consumed by The Creature 23, escapee of the Rod Wave Laboratory, and... I don't even know how to describe what happened here.

Rest in peace (pepperoni?), right pizza. At least she got to eat your brother, though. :)

What's Going on at NVfNP? (Monday, 11/25/24 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY GG!)

 Good evening, readers. Today is November 25th, which means it's GG's 17th birthday! 

As she probably mentioned on video at some point, she's gotten a PS5 (or, will get a PS5 soon) along with a few games: Sonic X Shadow Generations (of course), Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and Helldivers 2.

Initial celebrations took place in Minecraft Bedrock, where Moth and I gathered the ingredients to make her a cake. Well, they gathered the ingredients, while I stood around like a bellend in typical Slap fashion.

Moth also ate a pufferfish, which was amusing. 

Other gifts GG received include this rather fitting shirt:

And this cheese hat from her aunt in Wisconsin:

(Edit 12/01: Fuck you Discord for making the images break.)

 

Overall, I'd say her birthday's been pretty happy. I hope you folks reading this wish her a happy birthday as well.

What's Next?

Rise of the Triad

Business as usual for ROTT. I haven't heard many good things about E2A3: The Room or E2A5: Rocky Plateau, so that should be an interesting experience.

Duke Nukem 3D

I'm kinda bored with using DOSBox, so what I've decided to do is switch to the xDuke source port. Would've gone with EDuke32 or Rednukem, but those have been giving me some really weird issues. JFDuke3D is also out of the question because the music volume slider won't do anything, and it's really loud. xDuke works the best for me. It hasn't been updated since 2010, sure, but it has the essentials, and hasn't caught fire on me yet. Below is a short test video. (Update 12/01: xDuke acts funny when I alt-tab because it doesn't unregister the alt afterwards when I get back in, and pressing enter makes it fullscreen. Oh well.)

Garry's Mod

No clue what I'll be doing next. I'll be keeping an eye on the workshop for maps.

Sven Co-op

Still off the table until further notice.

Synergy?

When the time comes, I say it'll be in reach. As many may know, Half-Life 2 was made free on the week of its 20th anniversary, and now the rest of NVfNP has it. Problem is, Synergy hasn't been updated since 2015, so getting things to work might prove to be troublesome.

The Binding of Isaac Multiplayer

I have recordings of me and GG playing the multiplayer mode in the newly released beta of Repentance+, and it was quite insane. I'll definitely be releasing those in the future.

Terraria

Minecraft Bedruh [sic]

We've done quite a bit of stuff off camera. I'll show all that off the next time we play while on call.

That's all I have for tonight. Happy birthday, GG!